What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 00:02

-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
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-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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